my ipod say that ive made more enties but now that im on a REAL computer the blog says that ive not made an entry since the 1st of june;;;;;;; well foloowers ive made many since then and i tell you i cant recap cos my memory is like a goldfish.
Ive had my 62nd birthday der where did all those years go?
We are at the end of our little trip and we are at my daughters and family in france and leaving tomorrow for our final journey home.
Sam, my son-in-law thinks that i have a shit fetish and my language is disgusting as well as my spelling (and grammar).........fuck him and his family...whooops thats me too;
Ive onlytold it how it has been and as for my spelling ive been using my i pod which has tinykeys and my fingers are like walls pork sausages so maybe i press the wrong keysd AND im a shit speller but that dont make me a bad person.
Well where was i oh yea;; the 1st of june
drove over the alps back into france into breancon. the van is a dream its so old but the engine is marvellous.... sounds a bit like me the outside is rotting but the engine is full of life
Parked outside the odl ozn along wit the truckers and the posh rv.s with their tv.s. cooked another great dinner and sunk a bottle of champagne.Had to use one of those electronic lavs I hate them always think they gonna open in the most inappropiate
places (fetish stuff again Sam)
Sam is hanging over me typing this and is hassling me to do capital letters etc....fuck off sam its a blog not a fucking piece of prose......
as i was saying over the alps into france........ bloody rain following us.
Syayed the night in a municipal camp site full of old whooops elderly people farting and limping to the lavs...makes a change than us.....
next night bloody lovely turned off the road found a quiet place by a like and cooked mussles and chips to sheilas delight then zent for a walk in long grass me wiv my docs on and sheila in her sandles i forgot to mention that france unlike Ireland has snakes hahahahahhaha
after hours and hours and bloody hours arrived in Porniche to the camp site that my daughter told us to go to.
Thunder and lightening came with us.
Kelly and family joined us for 4 days which quite emptied the site or maybe the elderys were moving anyway.
So now we are nearly up to date
Have had a drive around at kellys,
to a chateau a market and pretty clean towns and villages, and experienced a very embarrasing moment in a patisserie
was pointing out to the woman what cakes i wanted and she walked in front of me as i was pointing to a tqawith berries on and she bent down and my finger pocked her arse hole ooolala i said and thankfully she laughed.
gonna be leaving tomorrow sometime and we will have 3 days to do 300 miles. which with sheila navigating might take us around the block hahahhaha
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
22nd losing track ofwhen i last logged in and what i told you about. so if ive reported on this sorry folks.....here we are in thesun in croatia andpulled up at a little cove wivacoupleof barsin ah.....and parked van right neextto see. (not gonna correct all these typing errors too lazy) bliss and peacetill 1am when a drunken crowd of kids camealong and were screaching and having a larf woke us up and then they went then another they went then another they went then another......no hassle to us justnoisy so wedroveoffat 4am and parked along the road outside a caf.
i woke early had milky coffee and a shit in his lav butoh no........no water to flush, i wasright embarrased, but even more so when after my 2nd cup of coffee he came out all smiles and said he had put water in the lavand sorted it out for me and hewassmiling. DIRTY LITTLE FUCKER
23RD.
booked into camp site for a good nights sleep found a good pitchby thesea and drove the same time a woman and her sonwalked onto it, and i tell you i would have arm wrestled her for the pitch but this woman was not for turning so despite dirty looks and mutterings our van was not for turning,
a good nights sleep was had and by the morning mycharm had won her over and she was all smiles.....sheila reckoned it was because we were movingout.
24th THE ROAD TO DUBROVNIC
other than the road from Killarney to Kenmare in ireland the road to dubrovnic is the most beautiful rr ive driven...turquise sea island and mountains andthe road was high and twisty
25TH FUCK VENICE
as the book says THE PEARL OF THE ADRIATIC the old town is something else
od venice is rich in history, shakespear, death in venice, see venice and die, well go and see dubrovnic its stupendous, magnificent, marble streets baroque buildings but forget about the squaretoo many tourists (i know so are we) we alked up to the top where people live and had dinner in a lazzie restaraunt called lady pepe...
27th GOODBYE CROATIA ALO ITALY
We weregonna stay longer but there were only 2 sailings to bari and so we left on the overnight crossing. arrivedin bari 7.30am drove along coastrd hadbreakfast then picked up our road inland..........well i thought we had ppicked up our road
Ni idea what happened to sheilas navigation skills but i reckon we did over 200 miles out of our way......we went up 3 mountains the last one cos she thought the town ( a dead end cos it was on the topof the mountain) was on our route and it was called angelo the same name as her bleeding dog!!!!anyway not only 3 mountains but 3 hours of that was through thick forest, fuck deforestation cut em down it was .
dark and i felt i was somewhere between hell and hell if i had had a chain saw i
would have felled them all myself
Needless to say we survived found the sea and stayed there for 3 nights bliss
COVER ME IN DOLCELATTE AND FEED ME TO THE ITALIAN LESBIANS
OH the cheese orgasmic i ate it till i felt sick cholesteral level high whogives a fuck
30th may In umbria slept on the shoreof lago trasimento and left for sienna.
Bumped into 2 women i know through sarah in whitstablehow funny is thatand they said i looked ITALIAN!!!
31ST Lost again, ah sheila its hard cos i tell you when i get home im gonna do a book on the road maps of italy im gonna write it and drawit myself the beach sheila was directing meto turned about to be a concrete mariner belongingto the navy hahahhahahaha so we parked up near venice and we are leaving today
hope all is well with you lot xxxx
i woke early had milky coffee and a shit in his lav butoh no........no water to flush, i wasright embarrased, but even more so when after my 2nd cup of coffee he came out all smiles and said he had put water in the lavand sorted it out for me and hewassmiling. DIRTY LITTLE FUCKER
23RD.
booked into camp site for a good nights sleep found a good pitchby thesea and drove the same time a woman and her sonwalked onto it, and i tell you i would have arm wrestled her for the pitch but this woman was not for turning so despite dirty looks and mutterings our van was not for turning,
a good nights sleep was had and by the morning mycharm had won her over and she was all smiles.....sheila reckoned it was because we were movingout.
24th THE ROAD TO DUBROVNIC
other than the road from Killarney to Kenmare in ireland the road to dubrovnic is the most beautiful rr ive driven...turquise sea island and mountains andthe road was high and twisty
25TH FUCK VENICE
as the book says THE PEARL OF THE ADRIATIC the old town is something else
od venice is rich in history, shakespear, death in venice, see venice and die, well go and see dubrovnic its stupendous, magnificent, marble streets baroque buildings but forget about the squaretoo many tourists (i know so are we) we alked up to the top where people live and had dinner in a lazzie restaraunt called lady pepe...
27th GOODBYE CROATIA ALO ITALY
We weregonna stay longer but there were only 2 sailings to bari and so we left on the overnight crossing. arrivedin bari 7.30am drove along coastrd hadbreakfast then picked up our road inland..........well i thought we had ppicked up our road
Ni idea what happened to sheilas navigation skills but i reckon we did over 200 miles out of our way......we went up 3 mountains the last one cos she thought the town ( a dead end cos it was on the topof the mountain) was on our route and it was called angelo the same name as her bleeding dog!!!!anyway not only 3 mountains but 3 hours of that was through thick forest, fuck deforestation cut em down it was .
dark and i felt i was somewhere between hell and hell if i had had a chain saw i
would have felled them all myself
Needless to say we survived found the sea and stayed there for 3 nights bliss
COVER ME IN DOLCELATTE AND FEED ME TO THE ITALIAN LESBIANS
OH the cheese orgasmic i ate it till i felt sick cholesteral level high whogives a fuck
30th may In umbria slept on the shoreof lago trasimento and left for sienna.
Bumped into 2 women i know through sarah in whitstablehow funny is thatand they said i looked ITALIAN!!!
31ST Lost again, ah sheila its hard cos i tell you when i get home im gonna do a book on the road maps of italy im gonna write it and drawit myself the beach sheila was directing meto turned about to be a concrete mariner belongingto the navy hahahhahahaha so we parked up near venice and we are leaving today
hope all is well with you lot xxxx
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