lost in space

my ipod say that ive made more enties but now that im on a REAL computer the blog says that ive not made an entry since the 1st of june;;;;;;; well foloowers ive made many since then and i tell you i cant recap cos my memory is like a goldfish.

Ive had my 62nd birthday der where did all those years go?
We are at the end of our little trip and we are at my daughters and family in france and leaving tomorrow for our final journey home.
Sam, my son-in-law thinks that i have a shit fetish and my language is disgusting as well as my spelling (and grammar).........fuck him and his family...whooops thats me too;
Ive onlytold it how it has been and as for my spelling ive been using my i pod which has tinykeys and my fingers are like walls pork sausages so maybe i press the wrong keysd AND im a shit speller but that dont make me a bad person.
Well where was i oh yea;; the 1st of june
drove over the alps back into france into breancon. the van is a dream its so old but the engine is marvellous.... sounds a bit like me the outside is rotting but the engine is full of life
Parked outside the odl ozn along wit the truckers and the posh rv.s with their tv.s. cooked another great dinner and sunk a bottle of champagne.Had to use one of those electronic lavs I hate them always think they gonna open in the most inappropiate
places (fetish stuff again Sam)
Sam is hanging over me typing this and is hassling me to do capital letters etc....fuck off sam its a blog not a fucking piece of prose......
as i was saying over the alps into france........ bloody rain following us.
Syayed the night in a municipal camp site full of old whooops elderly people farting and limping to the lavs...makes a change than us.....
next night bloody lovely turned off the road found a quiet place by a like and cooked mussles and chips to sheilas delight then zent for a walk in long grass me wiv my docs on and sheila in her sandles i forgot to mention that france unlike Ireland has snakes hahahahahhaha
after hours and hours and bloody hours arrived in Porniche to the camp site that my daughter told us to go to.
Thunder and lightening came with us.
Kelly and family joined us for 4 days which quite emptied the site or maybe the elderys were moving anyway.
So now we are nearly up to date


Have had a drive around at kellys,
to a chateau a market and pretty clean towns and villages, and experienced a very embarrasing moment in a patisserie
was pointing out to the woman what cakes i wanted and she walked in front of me as i was pointing to a tqawith berries on and she bent down and my finger pocked her arse hole ooolala i said and thankfully she laughed.

gonna be leaving tomorrow sometime and we will have 3 days to do 300 miles. which with sheila navigating might take us around the block hahahhaha