22nd losing track ofwhen i last logged in and what i told you about. so if ive reported on this sorry folks.....here we are in thesun in croatia andpulled up at a little cove wivacoupleof barsin ah.....and parked van right neextto see. (not gonna correct all these typing errors too lazy) bliss and peacetill 1am when a drunken crowd of kids camealong and were screaching and having a larf woke us up and then they went then another they went then another they went then another......no hassle to us justnoisy so wedroveoffat 4am and parked along the road outside a caf.
i woke early had milky coffee and a shit in his lav butoh no........no water to flush, i wasright embarrased, but even more so when after my 2nd cup of coffee he came out all smiles and said he had put water in the lavand sorted it out for me and hewassmiling. DIRTY LITTLE FUCKER

23RD.
booked into camp site for a good nights sleep found a good pitchby thesea and drove the same time a woman and her sonwalked onto it, and i tell you i would have arm wrestled her for the pitch but this woman was not for turning so despite dirty looks and mutterings our van was not for turning,
a good nights sleep was had and by the morning mycharm had won her over and she was all smiles.....sheila reckoned it was because we were movingout.

24th THE ROAD TO DUBROVNIC

other than the road from Killarney to Kenmare in ireland the road to dubrovnic is the most beautiful rr ive driven...turquise sea island and mountains andthe road was high and twisty

25TH FUCK VENICE
as the book says THE PEARL OF THE ADRIATIC the old town is something else
od venice is rich in history, shakespear, death in venice, see venice and die, well go and see dubrovnic its stupendous, magnificent, marble streets baroque buildings but forget about the squaretoo many tourists (i know so are we) we alked up to the top where people live and had dinner in a lazzie restaraunt called lady pepe...


27th GOODBYE CROATIA ALO ITALY
We weregonna stay longer but there were only 2 sailings to bari and so we left on the overnight crossing. arrivedin bari 7.30am drove along coastrd hadbreakfast then picked up our road inland..........well i thought we had ppicked up our road
Ni idea what happened to sheilas navigation skills but i reckon we did over 200 miles out of our way......we went up 3 mountains the last one cos she thought the town ( a dead end cos it was on the topof the mountain) was on our route and it was called angelo the same name as her bleeding dog!!!!anyway not only 3 mountains but 3 hours of that was through thick forest, fuck deforestation cut em down it was .

dark and i felt i was somewhere between hell and hell if i had had a chain saw i

would have felled them all myself
Needless to say we survived found the sea and stayed there for 3 nights bliss

COVER ME IN DOLCELATTE AND FEED ME TO THE ITALIAN LESBIANS

OH the cheese orgasmic i ate it till i felt sick cholesteral level high whogives a fuck

30th may In umbria slept on the shoreof lago trasimento and left for sienna.
Bumped into 2 women i know through sarah in whitstablehow funny is thatand they said i looked ITALIAN!!!

31ST Lost again, ah sheila its hard cos i tell you when i get home im gonna do a book on the road maps of italy im gonna write it and drawit myself the beach sheila was directing meto turned about to be a concrete mariner belongingto the navy hahahhahahaha so we parked up near venice and we are leaving today

hope all is well with you lot xxxx